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If Merry Christmas for all, whether or not the happy Christmas he promised us last year, albeit with difficulty, let's not forget those who have nothing, even nothing to lose.

We are suffering a crisis all brutal, but you have to think that this may end And today is a day for quiet reflection, what God gives us, what brings, what he expects from us, your light will guide us, the company is going to star in our hearts and make a living crib that will last throughout the year

HAPPY HOLIDAYS and a good champagne toast Somontano Aragones, or Carignan or also from Ainzón or Calatayud that has nothing to envy to none, a banana dessert with brandy and four cherries with rum is delicious

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Gómez Laguna (RIGL): review and sketches

Tribute to Luis Gómez Laguna 20oct1957

The Gómez Laguna, which I'm not sure whether to call it mall, needle or monolith, as he called the first-climbers can be framed within mallos forgotten. Opportunist infamous for the tribute official place name that the city of Riglos offered Luis Gómez Laguna when he reached the mayor of Zaragoza this needle, which seems to view profile leans back in the presence of the Red Needle, has not returned to live abundance climber who once roamed its walls. It is curious that, although his approach is exactly the same as for Normal archivisitada Red Needle , cordate few dare to attempt the climb. The lack of data on this mall, something that unfortunately has become indispensable in our day, and the terrible appearance from the north side of the Red Needle unjustly condemned to ostracism in the climbing community.

The early years of climbing in Laguna Gomez, who until his first ascent was known as "pepper" was a concatenation of "firsts" favored for its abundance of easy ledges, which allowed some freedom When choosing the route, and its easy access on the north face from the Son. Thus, in the 10 years following the conquest, are up to 7 variants (and variants of variants) to access the top of which, interestingly, only goes a long, ie, all the roads of this mall converge into one final shot.

The rock bridge

First ascent of the monolith "Gomez Laguna
Mountaineers of Aragon. Riglos 6-October-1947

escalation was started at 9 am with good weather but stormy air.
His ascension begins with a stack of about 20m. high. Then by means of a double rope saves a completely vertical wall of about 12m. up to a ledge very [illegible] where you have to make a horizontal step (right) where you take a fireplace that leads to another landing. Since then returned to take the wall for the party is faced with the "Red Spire" and continuing to the summit at which we arrived at 6'30 pm, starting the descent at 7 after leaving the box below large stone found at the top, making the shelf shelf tensioners and quite dark ending down at 9 pm.
is 1 st ascent of monolith "Gomez Laguna dedicate:
Serono Goyita Angel Monje
Antonio to Miss Anson. María de las Nieves Sánchez Ubide
Francisco Fau Campmany the nice, pretty little Marie Riglos Asún

Normal Way. Factsheet:
Largo 1: Climb the rock bridge that connects the lagoon with Needle Gomez Red from the west channel, a kind of lying dihedral becomes not fire, climbing very easy but unequipped, except for a couple of rock bridges. Meeting in two very old chisels on top of the wall Gómez Laguna, and over the rock bridge. III +, 25 meters . A common way to reach the rock bridge is to use the Direct Input which is the same route as is currently done for Normal Red Needle.
First

long Gómez Laguna

Length 2 : Nice wall equipped with nails and parabolts (6a / Ae) which leaves us in an easy and long cornice goes to his right to the end, and on the east side, where we met with two dishes (plates without ring). 6a/Ae, 30 meters . So far, at times it could go the other variant which came directly from the ground, but the decomposition of the rock and the large amount of vegetation found at the base today, it does recommend the climb.
long

3rd Intersessional Meeting of the Normal

Largo 3: Trace the dihedral forming entosta wall with the right to place ourselves above this entosta, where there is a meeting of two old chisels that will not ride. We continued along the wall above the old meeting with a trend toward the left, until you reach a juniper that leads into another big ledge. A few meters to the left of the juniper, again on the south side, expansive meeting of two fish. IV +, 35 meters .
Largo 4: Walking on the ledge to the left, down a small step with juniper where we find a modern meeting (abseiling facility) that will not ride, but will continue a few meters to the western spur, where there another meeting with two dishes and an old nail. III, 15 meters . While managing the touch of the strings, you can bind the long 3 and 4.
Largo 5 : Nice long, vertical, air and maintained in which we again appear Paraboles between the nails. Meeting in tow. V, 20 meters .
From here we still climb top helping a couple of meters of fixed rope.

Descent: Since the last meeting, making a 20 meter rappel the south face up to the installation of the last ledge. From here, with 60 meter rope will get very tight to the ground although it is more advisable to try to reach the rock bridge with easy and do a rappel pendulum more to take away from the vertical and avoiding the dangerous rocks that'll throw to collect strings. --------------------------------------

Abseiling

of Gómez Laguna

The following ascents did not follow the original itinerary. The second climb was held on April 5, 1950 by Victor Carrillo, who die within days in the Puro , Angel Serón again and Julio Hernando. On the new road the piada do not provide any explanatory information, just simply say " the ascent was made by a different site than the first time " - perhaps in the south from what was later called " abortion "? - and it explains the problems they had in the fall to keep the ropes and be hooked required to downclimbing from the rock bridge to the ground to return the next day to collect the material left.

Something similar happens with the way Directísimo (I'll call direct 1954 to distinguish it from other entries and variants) Montaner, Rabada Orobitg and the March 19, 1954 and that was the third ascent . The short piada says " roped mountaineers of Aragon. Ascension made with rain and strong wind and cold. The climb took us 9 hours and falling almost as many. "



Way direct 1954. Factsheet:
Largo 1: Climb the rock bridge that connects the lagoon with Needle Gomez Red by interfacial this, coinciding with the usual route to ascend to the Normal of the Red Needle. When placed above the stone bridge, continue along the wall that dominates and is equipped with nails and parabolts (6a / Ae) which leaves us in an easy and long ledge that runs a few yards to his right. From the stone bridge here, coincides with the normal way. Climb the short wall that dominates this ledge (easier the further to the right) and a very short dihedral climbing until you reach another ledge where There is a meeting with 3 chisels and two expansive fishing. 6a/Ae, 35 meters . If we have not managed well the touch, we can assemble the juniper meeting there on the right or the graving behind it and, once assembled, move the meeting to "fish" by a short and easy to cruise along the left.
Largo 2: Beautiful long, vertical and maintained, scaling with a tendency to the left where alternate nails with parables. Already at the end, the wall becomes less vertical and the difficulty decreases. find a modern meeting (abseiling facility) that will not ride, but we will continue few meters to the western spur, where there is another meeting with two dishes and an old nail. 6a/Ae, 25 meters .

throughout the mall last

Largo 3: Agrees with the lake 5 Normal road. Bonito long, vertical, air and maintained in which we again appear Paraboles between the nails. Meeting in tow. V, 20 meters .
Hence we have the top up helping a couple of meters of fixed rope.

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April 16, 1954, in the middle of Holy Week, the Catalan climbers J. Nubiola, JM Anglada and JM Torres made the 4th ascent of Gómez Laguna, performing the first iteration of the normal. His account is as follows: " As this part do not know well, we lose some time trying to locate the" Gómez Laguna, clambered over a rocky bridge between two monoliths and chose the smallest. In climbing totally free we stick with only two pins to output to overcome a slump, we reached the summit after 4 hours and see that indeed we are at the top of the Needle "Gomez Laguna having made the 4th ascent. It is a very exposed climbing due to poor quality of the rock is released very easily, which prevents thoroughly enjoy. We went down into three "rappells" almost in the dark and at 9 we are back in town . "Shortly afterwards," Cintero "and Paul made the 5th ascent of the route called" via bridge-fireplace "-with all probability, again the original path.

The 6 th climbing Gomez Laguna was made by Rafael Montaner and José Antonio Bescós re-opening, calling the way Cuerviñán North , although intrigued by the fact that say did the 3rd ascent the Son. If they did the 3 rd, who made the second? Perhaps facet, Seron and Hernando in the second complete the mall? If so, what route done from there? Was there a Cuerviñán south? The name may refer to in Mezalocha Cuerviñán balcony, which would open Rabada Montaner and later, in 1959, the famous dihedral, but those are my guesses. The story does not clear up many questions:
"GEMA Corded composed and Jose Rafael Montaner A. Bescós, making the child for the north side and down the south face, starting the climb to Gomez for the channel between it and a mall attached this wall being named on Abortion. From there, a cruise down the left horizontal reach the third shelf, turning the mall and continue the normal route to the summit (...) Riglos, June 13, 1956 . July 22 That same year, this track is again repeated by R. Ligorred, P. Peña, E. Vincent and A. Virgili, calling it "magnificent way, but only 3 days later, Vincent J." Nanin "and Pepe Diaz , entering the Abortion by the Zarzal Stack, perform the following qualification: "A little duck horizontal step ." Tan "Crested" should mind climbing to Pepe Diaz with Francisco Molina in November 1956 signed the " 1st variant to the North via Cuerviñán " that do not provide any technical data. direct input on the east side and today impracticable because of the vegetation, I have not found the opening date or the authors. The old guide and Orús Riglos Montaner, however, not to mention the escalation discourages vegetation " itinerary recommended by the sharp bit of rock decomposition."

Cruise In North Cuerviñán

Today, 3-way could be recommended for those who want to take this sharp needle:
The Normal : winding path, but easy and obvious. The rock on the east side is not that good and food is something for the vegetation, which detracts somewhat climbing.
The Direct : Normal finer than to not get out of the south face and not make as many trips, but is somewhat more difficult. Overall, highly recommended.
The route of underground (western spur): Opened on 28 March 1970 F. Monzon, R. Fayos, P. Alçay. Recently retrofitted.

The climb from the north face, coming to the entosta on Abortion by the fireplace Zarzal or rappelling from the Son "is not recommended. The climbs and are more direct, or quicker, or smarter, or significantly improve the characteristics of the tracks on the south side which, however, go back to climb to the top.

Two anecdotal notes on the needle and stones. The first: there at a time when a huge rock atop which Serón referenced in the appropriate configuration of the opening and someone with nothing better to do pushed into the void. The second: the accident in 1963, the doctor (although by then there was a doctor), José Ramón Morandeira in this mall and has since earned him the nickname "Morrofiemo." In the book published in Aragon Mountaineers to commemorate the 75 th anniversary of the founding of the club, said the accident Morandeira and origin of the nickname. I hang here an excerpt:
" that day had been climbing at Riglos in the company of my close friend of Luis Gutierrez: the ineffable, authentic and unique Guti. Woke up early little to no change and it got late. So, for do not miss the boat, we decided to go to small mallets: to Gomez Laguna, Cored behind, which had not yet done. After much up and down where it was not, as assumed technical direction to the complete Guti in these matters was a teacher, got to the ground. There, and insurance, Guti let me take over the delicate maneuver technique retrieve the rappel ropes. I pulled one, I thought it was stuck and looked up just in time to receive the mouth, the impact of a rock, detached from the top.
Ay, ay, ay, I moaned with torn lips, spitting blood and pieces of broken teeth If I can not leave it alone!, Guti muttering the while I was air-sickness and I wiped the blood with a rag (he called tissue).
spent a long time. Stop the bleeding. It hurt but, despite the destruction, not much. Guti asked him to come down to the people and alerted the Guardia Civil to go up to lend a hand, but he refused, before mixing with Picolet dead, it prevented his gypsy ancestry. So the strings recovered without further incident, picked up everything in the bag and threw down scree. Met the way the town without any problems and because I could not speak, he did it, cheering: " Since then, male, go nose phlegm as Chung I have been, and do not eat the ass you have clear . "Thus, all the way on foot to the village simpaticote plan. While, yes, was the generous gesture of bringing the full weight and helped me when I had some bad step: " not go falling off, you become more than morrofiemo carafiemo and I come in your tribe's stories, which are fascists." "

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Normal Red Needle (RIGL). Review and sketches.

The history of climbing in the small mallets massif Fils starts just one year after the important victory of Ram. Peiro Francisco, who was precisely one of the conquerors of Ram and at the same time I had opened the road that bears his name at the top of Fire, is also involved with Á. Seron and T. Sami in the conquest of the summit of Peña Don Justo on April 3, 1947. With this escalation, begins a hectic schedule of "firsts" in the small mesh, solid and mesh of the Fils de Aguero, whose achievements are almost synchronous, in fact, the same Seron, with whom Miller and Laguens is 10 days after Don Justo achieve Peña Peña gets Aguero Sola.

not have to wait long to record another "first" in the same year, 1947. On 3 May a large group of the Youth Front climbers scale the small mall gets Chichin, in just a long string, with this modest conquest that the climbers claim " great for beginners" is achieved the first summit of the small mallets, followed three weeks later by the more classical and repeatedly climbing the mesh size: the Normal Red Needle.

It is curious that the text in a matter of place names, I would transcribe the writings of full Fau Francisco in those days. The exact transcription are also crossed out the original text:

" Day 1 June. We left the cave to Carasol climb the "Pepper" believing that between the tip of the left (which we named "Son") was a bridge like the one between the "Pepper" and "Beet " Red needle "(the middle and right respectively) but we were up and the" bridge "that did not appear, so we are left with the desire to do the" Pepper ", but after all the" Son "is a first ascent, so we're not so upset.

(...) Day 4 June. We headed back to the "Beet " Red Spire "as it has dawned with sunshine but" may be storm, "he said, predicting that they were not wrong [illegible] on top could barely stand due to strong wind.
started climbing at 10:30 crowning the top at 1 without further incidents that have dropped the hammer and the mailbox to get a chimney that is near the top. After making a huge box of rocks and put a flag in the colors of Seron and [illegible] the role of firms in my handkerchief and a shoe climbing boots began the descent, 2 pm, arriving at the ground at 3.30. "

Gómez Laguna Old names and Red Needle

not long before the cordate to repeat this climb. Further rolling-out the mess of the place name has been, with the Pure, the mall of the three names (see entry on toponymy Red Needle), the mountaineers roped Guide of the Youth Front of Zaragoza who made the second repeat on 5 June 1947 he wrote in the logbook: "We wanted to call Peña" Aragon ", but we botanists ahead," referring to the name originally assigned to the beet. Referring to botanists makes me think that replacing the name of Beet Red Needle is after 1947 and that Francis Fau piada had not yet been corrected in the record book. In any case and as a curiosity, it would have been a unique case and grotesque of the existence of a mall that have been attributed to four names.

As another historical document, the October 14, 1951 a young Alberto Rabada register by signing his first climbing Riglos, which is supposed to be the 6th ascent of the red needle in the book of pious, taking advantage of that rise to leave the mailbox could not leave the first climbers, although two years later Virgili Antonio Fernando Cantero and warn that they have not found the mailbox. I can not resist not to link the post I published Gregorio Villarig on his first ascent of the Red Needle in which they had not a single nail. Indeed, it is curious that as the opening, also had problems with their hammers in climbing.

3rd

along the Red Needle Normal

Climbing the Red Needle, originally was made up to the stone bridge by the dihedral-fire west much easier, although longer and today virtually unequipped. The Red Needle Normal has become a great classic introduction to climbing riglera, ideal as a first contact with the bowling.

Factsheet:

approach: from parking of small mallets, along with the raft, take the road to San Roman (GR-1) that goes to the mountains of the Fils. The track in good condition has no vehicular traffic allowed from the raft.

When we are placed at the level between the mall and the Needle Red Cored, we will look at a trail that starts up and is usually indicated with a milestone stones. From there, with care not to stray to the Cored, surrounded by the left (west) Red Needle and got deep in the canal between the Red Needle Gómez Laguna, passing under the stone bridge joining both. On the landing which is the saddle between the two mallets, start climbing.

Largo 1: For the dihedral formed between the wall and Gómez Laguna rock bridge, building up walls or alternatively both the rift between the two to put us over the bridge of rock. Steps something athletic that we can catch cold if you are not very used to this escalation. Cross the stone bridge and the wall of the Needle Red, we find the meeting. V, 20 meters.

Abseiling in the Red Needle

Largo 2: Climb on easy ground at a slight diagonal to the left until the first plate, something away. Continue in the same direction until you reach a crack (so far can be reached directly from the ground by a variant) and when we closed roof a small step, cut off sharply to the right to a ledge where the second meeting. IV +, 20 meters.

Largo 3: This is to continue until the end of the clear dihedral dominating the meeting. Intersessional Meeting of abseiling that should not be mounted. Continue to the top of the dihedral forming entosta. Meeting in tow. IV +, 35 meters.

Largo 4 : Easy to clear and lying terrain to the summit. Meeting in tow. IV, 20 meters.

Descent:

the normal way, riding the abseil at all meetings except the first one made in the rock bridge, which is not mandatory as in 35 meters you will reach the ground from the second meeting.

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Mallos Riglos: compilation of new tracks (2000-present)

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Although the brothers Charlie and Cano did few months ago a collection of updates on their blogs Riglos Aragon and Vertical Walls world respectively, which again seems appropriate to update the information due to the proliferation of new roads and restoration of the former being observed in the mallets.

really the number of new tracks since leaving the ultimate guide (it has rained) is longer, but I preferred not to advance review before I make the openings and equipped and have failed to voluntarily retrofitting made (ram Arrabal, Torrijos, normal Cored via Bird, Cintero the Pure directly to the brim, José Antonio Sanz ... .) In its day (2002) Philip Cherry and updates published their guide, with new roads and retrofitting to date.

This is a list of openings in recent years:

Mallo Fire:
Roger's grandfather. 7b (6b/A0). Fernando Cobo and colleagues.
Maudite Aphrodite. 6c/A1. C. Ravier
Two men and a chocolate . ED/A2 +. A. Ballarat, R. Honeycomb, S. Casas. Pablo Esteban
. 6a. Á. López "Cintero" and F. Orús. Ernesto Navarro
. 6a. T. Carasol and G. Villarig. Mallo

Castilla: Kalachakra
rock. ED 7a. C. Ravier and JC Griso

Mallo Pison:
Catalans in the shade. ED/A2 +. Armand Ballart and Jaume Clotet
Principality of Asturias. 7b + (6c/A0). Edu Gonzalez
Way Bunny. ED-/A3. T. Carasol and A.
Ballart Mission accomplished. The 7th + (6b/A1) Edu Gonzalez.


The Pure:
Direct to the North. 6b. A. G ª Picazo. Mallo

Knife:
Name? "Grade?. F. Mallo

Cobo Frechin:
Currucuclillo . 6a. Curru (Thanks for the link jonbaine) South
Aires. 6c +. L. Cano and JJ
Rico
The Visor: Black Vulture
. Project. A. Cano and JJ Rodriguez
Popeye. 7c. Toño Carasol.
Zuzenean . 7b. Mallo

Water:
Sunday in Bamako A new way to pick thyme ) (. 6b + (6a + / A0).

Christian Ravier
Mallo Colorado:
Way of friendship.

Exea . 6a/Ae. L. Royo and J. Benede
Mary . 7a.
Martola . 6a +
Carla . 6a. F. Cherry
The kilos you feel good. V + . F. Cherry
Colorín Colorado.

the 6th
Mallo Herrera: Ram
Sleepy . V +. Ballart and S. A. Casas

Mallo Magdalene:
Arista South . VG Villarig and J. Yarza

Mallo Ángel López (mesh handle, petoste del Magdalena): What
South . VG Villarig and J. Yarza

Mallo Canal: What
South . VG Villarig and J. Yarza.
northwards. ¿Degree. " G. Villarig and J. Yarza.

Aguja Virgil: What
South . G. Villarig and J. Yarza.

Aguja Lazarus: What
South . VA Garcia-Izquierdo and G. Villarig

Mallo Carillo :
North Face. V +. G. Villarig and J. Yarza


Mallo Cored:
Yarza Jesus. VG Villarig and J. Yarza
Teresa Alegre. 6a. G. Villarig and J. Ram
Yarza Orange. Ae. G. Villarig and J. Edito

Yarza the mall Cored : Yarza Jesus corrects me on my comment (since deleted) that I doubted the degree proposed by the openings, making me see that actually climbed Teresa Alegre road instead of the road Yarza Jesus, as I mistakenly thought: "The Jesus Yarza has a V in the second long. Where if there is one on the 6th Teresa is in Alegre.

Corona Mall: East side
. VI/A0. Villarig G. and J. Yarza

Red Needle:
Lucia. 6b +. F. Cobo. Exocet
. 6a +

Justo Pena:
Villarig Alba. VI/A1. Villarig G., T. Carasol, Á. López "Cintero" We Fils

:
The screwdriver , 6b +. M. Elias, C. Ravier

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Merry Christmas to ALL THE IN SPAIN

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, Sr.Rguez.Zp, keep saying we're out of the crisis that got us. .. keep it that way as long as it is .... if not we take antes.Ahora in the Christmas season will be contracts for a couple of months and you Zp. say that low unemployment ... (yes, until January).
make laws for more permanent contracts - and the result is the opposite. the more tests are needed to demonstrate that government is incompetent, lives in his own dream world and does not address the English reality?. SPAIN IN THE Zto
already exceeds five million. The data is manipulated. In Canary thing is more serious because the economy here is more speculative. Our country is going downhill dramatically, Europe is watching us with concern and fear that go into bankruptcy. A great deal of debt and increasing your return is impossible with an economy in recession. The interest we eat. End up like South American countries, where unemployment, crime and debt are the three horsemen of the apocalypse. Frankly I do not see this problem solution. The very long term have not less than ten years, with a strong government of salvation and a team of technocrats solvent and independent decision-making capacity.

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Nearly 5 million unemployed, the largest cut social rights of democracy, countless lies about the crisis, which brazenly refused to keep the 2009 elections, a proven incompetent to assume solutions that prevent the country's economic meltdown, a budget as unsupportive as impossible ... do you really think this is the best option for the worker? I think there should be a bit more open-minded and leave behind outdated prejudices, and do not say it has to be only the PP to do well, but to think that certainly in the PSOE, which I understand which is a serious and responsible party, the people have much more prepared and competent than this guy. Of course, who really lost with this guy is Spain.
We have a regrettable political class whose only interest is to stay in power or gain access. Almost no politician cares about the state of society as the "caste" of nearly 80,000 people will not loosen their own revenues while ignoring the misery of millions of taxpayers. Even allowing their mouths filled with words of solidarity, progress, improvement of the situation, and so on. Shameful that have not made a common front to address issues of importance and get us out of the misery. And soon we will be winged in a country recently entered the European Community and Romania, is among the most needy. 20% of the budget just to pay interest on foreign debt. What is to improve knowledge, for productive activities to improve our competitiveness abroad, etc.?

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short, this is class and just struggles for "pasta" of some. . Flag

I do not think joining the strike. We carry several years of suffering and crisis workers have been hardest hit private firms. Where were the unions when workers in the construction sector, the tourism sector, etc ... remained in the street? We had to wait for it to touch the salary of staff that do affect trade unionists (stating that I disagree with the forms of government, just trying to make obvious my opinion on the conveniences of trade unions) to convene a general strike. If this had happened to a capitalist government would have been on the street since before the last election. Respect for those who go on strike, but I do not identify with what I consider a real hypocrisy. hope that the dreaded picket also know to respect my position on the day of the strike. The freedom to support or not each one.

short, this goes classes and fights for the just "pasta." However, defining a union is like any trade unionist said: "I have touched me so tomorrow I'll be out of gigs, but I will be one of the last ...", what can we do.

For those who are not, a union is, in principle, one thing we sell as creepy, all and all, but also to be understood as organizations entitled to a free pay is tied by the political class "based on contracts (any course, if you fixed the officials, who they are split brains to take a" position " others are second class).

However, the first mission of a union is that all its members flipen also offers discounts at any travel agency or tell you to apply for credit, you funcionarion, well ... mall or wherever the toilet paper is cheaper. Here is the stone or tonique (the Canary Islands, part of Spain) English trade unionism angle: up shit is negotiated, it is an entitlement and shared by all "workers" (the cigarette in the gigs that no ... no.).

In this regard, there is the example ( ALLEGED MIND) ls of SAGE, which is considered as one, two and three of the great, and free of all unions, to earn an honest plate of lentils in exchange for fuck about all the class "stronger": the working class.

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independence in a ceremony with guest Melchior


The ship Logos Hope, the largest floating bookshop in the world, arrived last night at Santa Cruz pier. The ship will be docked until 20, but now the ship came from Las Palmas, where my countrymen not shit with a flag of independence and as they always have to be mindless of Tenerife who shit, but I guess that the ship, as are learned from LAS PALMAS DE GRAN CANARIA, know used the same flag autonomic . It is clearly another party handling this island, without apology, or the chief of protocol, or the president of the Cabildo, another clear evidence of the intentions of this dictatorship without brake flag Canary Coalition .
Tricolor Canary independestista

tricolor flag with seven green stars.

Tricolor is the name by is known the "Flag Canaria" white, blue and yellow with seven green stars, typically used by pro-independence groups. Although the official flag of the Canary Islands is also a tricolor, this term is usually used to refer specifically to the national flag.

Both autonomic as the tricolor flag were inspired by the flag created in 1961 by the nationalist movement, left the Canary Islands. Free Canary Islands in 1961, creates a Canarian flag uniting the colors of the flag of Tenerife and Las Palmas de Gran Canaria using vertical stripes. Its design is attributed to Maria del Carmen Sarmiento, Jesus Cantero and Arturo Cantero. This flag would be hoisted for the first time in Teror (Gran Canaria) on the eve of the feast of the Virgen del Pino , and would be used in the claims of the Movimiento Canarias Libre. This flag would achieve rapid diffusion and acceptance among the population, although unconnected with any political demands. This explains why the flag was accepted even by right wing groups or supporters of a centralized Spain.

In 1964 the Movement for the determination of the Canary Islands (MPAIAC) Canary created a flag with white, blue and yellow, and green seven stars (representing the seven islands forming the archipelago). This flag symbolize in principle "the struggle for independence and socialism." The new flag design is attributed to Antonio Cubillo, leader MPAIC. That flag will be adopted by the independence movement canary in general from the second half of the decade of 1960 and is currently assume virtually all pro-independence organizations.

The seven green stars symbolize the seven islands of the archipelago, placed in a position to move symbolizing the equality of the seven islands (such as rejection of the lawsuit insular). The green color symbolize the African continent (I hope not to Islam). The green stars have five points, which has been interpreted as a symbolization of socialism (in the 70's came to move, with very little diffusion, a flag with seven stars in red). Blue, although theoretically symbolizes the sea, is as light blue on a darker tone hardly distinguish the stars.

then this flag would be adopted by other political organizations that are not defined as independence, as the Union of the Canarian people, the Communist Party left the Canary Islands or Canaries united and the union Canary inter-local.

the Third National Congress in 2005 in Canary Coalition (and that is why I say this well orchestrated as the boat), this training took the flag of the seven green stars. Its president, Paulino Rivero, has come to ensure that official Canary would if they were to govern with an absolute majority.

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And Terry made a call back Obama

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always threats, blackmail and coercion. You teach to their children that violence that succeed on reason and justice was a thing of times cave and it turns out the harsh reality of fearful responses fucks education policies. The subject of Terry Jones and Korans grill also has cut fabric. The "morometanos" (by smell and danger of explosion) burn churches, kill bishops, go to the gay hunting in Holland, are charged filmmakers, writers, massacred Christians, etc and nothing happens . And Terry was made before by a call Hussein Obama in which he warns of the consequences that their initiative. The first amendment "Congress shall make no law any representations regarding the establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, or abridging the freedom of speech or press to or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and petition the Government for redress of grievances " to hell! in the name of "national security". Would not it be better to say on behalf of "national blackmail?.
Mafia "?, Underworld remains a kind pandillita Verano Azul Chanquete as" Il capo di tutti the maffia. These guys are loaded facto laws!, But these ornaments are pretending not to be affected by Makin 'the magic of Bobamas shift.
If the law of the jungle here to stay, I believe that other religions and ideologies will, sadly, to adapt to changing times, if you want to be heard and / or recognized.
I think want to put a mosque in Zone 0 to N. York is a provocation by the Islamists, they would not allow, for example, the Vatican opened a church in Mecca. It is also disrespectful to the thousands of dead killed by suicidal jihadists, those murderers in the name of Islam.

are scoundrels, here to burn Western flags, spit on Christian priests us (for example, anyone traveling to Jerusalem will see it clearly), who kill Christians. Here are the violent Islamic bigots .... They can indeed burn a bible ... The Protestant pastor that I think has great value and has been at the forefront of world public opinion of the Islamic reality and its false end pacified. The wall has the falsity of Obama and ZP European and memos.

SAY THAT IF I AM A FACHA?, VALE, AND IF YOU VOMITS traditional Islam?

AS RADICAL AS TO WHAT THEY FEEL LIKE TO SEE THIS:

Principles Islam

The principles of Islam is that Allah lives and no more talk, but one thing leads to another and all, that Muslims want to carry Christ to all who does not think like them, for it uses all Such methods are listed in the foundations of Islam that follows:

• Everything is not about Allah sucks.
• not eat, shit, drinking, breathing, showering and fucking during Ramadan. Prohibited
• do a suicide bombing.
• Your wife has to dress like a polar bear, even in August, if not, is a bitch and you must beat.
• You can carry firearms without justification and is required to kill Europeans and Americans. Masturbating
• thinking Allah
• Bush is the devil.
• Aznar is death.
• If you see a cartoon of Allah or Mohammed flees before you burn the eyes.
• Pray until you get the column by the skull.
• not eat chicken sticks between meals (that fat pussy ...).
• Giving alms (pussy, so good thing) and between poor passing the ball.
• can not eat pork, or chorizo, or sausage, or ham, sausage or bread, or bread with jam, or bread pudding or bread with pork or pork sausage, or sausage with sausage, ham or sausage or pork with sausage and bread, or bread with sausage and pork, or pork with chorizo \u200b\u200band blood sausage, ham or sausage and bread with pork sausage, or fantasmikos poxos ...

know?

• ... if you come across a Muslim who wears a backpack, you'd better pray and run if you value your life?
• ... terrorism is to Islam what Jesus is to Christianity?
• ... if you are rich should help the economically Jihad to attack USA?
• ... the favorite places for Islamic terrorists are the airports, markets, buses and phone booths?
• ... if you read the Quran but have only a little risk of anal tumor?
• ... wash more than once a month is forbidden by the Koran?
• ... Bin Laden is the new messiah?
• ... Harry Potter Parcheesi beat Muhammad and he had to give him his magical powers and hentai comics?
• ... Saddam Hussein was moved seconds before his execution, saying, "I love Allah"?
• ... you and I are going to hell for their pseudo-religion bashing?
• ... heavys songs heard backwards and insult the pope supported the Moors?

laws must be reformed within the constitutional framework and democratic now there's time: no more nationalité to Islamists, but they have been here over 10 years, even had to remove those who have them. Deported to their countries of origin to anyone who violates the españolas.Y identity, especially The exclusive nationalists in Spain, and ending roll with relying on the good faith of the English and freedom of thought in our democratic society: Islam is going to eat all nationalisms potatoes bravas Islam (potatoes).

My Lower Body Is Skinny

Hussein Obama - 11 s - and the blessed mosque. What the fuck we sell now?

were in a city known as New York, at the tip of the island of Manhattan. Veeeeeeeeery towers were two high, so that the September 11, 2001, two company airplanes Airlain Bin Laden, crashed into them. The towers calleron the floor, "committing suicide " hundreds of people, and was "accidentally "Let's ignore what happened in: MADRID / LONDON. But because Obama is so smart, one of the hanged (along with Zapatero) of the alliance of civilizations that this numbskull is thinking of doing a" MOSQUE "near the place of accidente.Ahora sure to be "higher, and glass, in honor of Islam", which now are not terrorists or radical Islam is ..... according to Obama ..... he has no a war against Islam, in that I agree, and you see (I still do not know what the hell we were sold).

The Story of Barack Obama (also known as Obama Bin Laden) is one of those that shock, of which would mourn the very Mr. Burns (if he possessed that capacity). Obama was born in a village "Ecuador", a union between a black (called mustafa) of the South African and a white Hawaiian (seems impossible, right?) The black (mustafa), following the custom of his tragic race, he threw himself "white "..... , And Obama was orphaned before even walking. The girl (the Hawaiian) was conservative family (which adds another touch of mystery, a jumping into a black conservative, and do not pass up the church before? And Obama grew up in a strict life of drugs, rebellion and hear tapes Bob Marley (this was left locked in the theme of "the birds singing in the trees", which by the way I love Bob).

went to Harvard and blablabla etc.
is president of America (as Hugo, Evo ... Castro .. the other American, but who are friends of ZP), even Muslim and black. To all those who thought they Aznar was bad, I say to you idiots, that are gained by complaining. America will become the powerful intergalactic evil.
Obama is actually Osama's brother and cousin Binladen Sadan Hussein (who died accidentally, by playing-hook), only change a few letters of their name and infiltrated to the U.S. (now "fused") to screw the gringo and thus dominate the world. Here

campaign that earned him: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVFdAJRVm94

Now, what I certainly plays to the hilt, is that these mindless fool us, and get into my Spain the 11 M (assuming because there is no logic).

Another is: Do we forget that we passed rigorous testing by Islamic radicalism, in airports, ports ....? and for this we open the Mosques with my money ..., started by the crucifixes, and now my wife goes looking worried slippers, a burka and a Koran, because they are here .. at the doors of the house and they have sold us and we have been deceived, manipulated us ....

Company Housing Allowance Request

"socialist ----" workman "?

Look
Mendez, where copper ends meet as cobras 3500 euros you I will go on strike, but while that by going to strike me 80 euros removed from the payroll of one thousand euros will go to your mother. You are a bunch of sirvengüenzas you live the story, what you give from the budget. To see that day the PSOE and the PP will meet and have guts to take away the subsidy, because ultimately between ugeteros and cowards do not represent 20 percent of workers, so do not have a majority. A Billet Mendez and give them a pick and shovel and a thousand EURET currar, would then see if they also would go on strike.
Mendez, think you: Go

success 60 percent of workers. this character (Mendez) who has been so far as its namesake Bloom, fattened on handouts of "smiling" and that the good puppet for 60 percent of workers in the strike so that it falls into the workers. First: A Gorbieno "socialist ----" workman "?, A" union stooge "and a socialist and the ultimate" communist "(laughter) and over to the working poor fell out of the octopus with a a government that calls itself "socialist workers" and that through these puppets are wreaking havoc on workers and these crooks are proclaimed .... now ... when reform is made ... What seek these puppets of the government? Justified!! if they have no justification, they're freeloaders who live like kings and that what benefits them is the current situation, ie more unemployment, more layoffs are freeloaders and bad government is that they follow the game .... this strike is useless for anything, once done the track at what is making the strike? This is done by looking at neighboring countries such as France, any action against the workers is made forcefully, no antics of these puppets of the government.

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This article is made by people of Islas Canarias (Made in the Canaries). The author suffers Canary syndrome using words, so if you do not know who Paulino Rivero Pepe Benavente or refrain reading it thoroughly. And if you are "Made in the Canary Islands", please not offend, this is just for one million ARALL.

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series of autonomous :
islands near Morocco
(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: Do you know the joke about the gum?
Hymn: "NOT THAT PRICE!"
Languages: English sudaquizado , Silvo gum
Country	Sudacalandia, but pulling in Africa.
Capital
natives	Muyayos
Full Size	pseudo-sudacas, and immigrants guiris
Friendly:	De Africa and Latin America
Enemy From	De Spain , and the first world in general
	population of mentally retarded Plagued
official Fiesta Carnival	transvestites
Leaders	Paulino Rivero and Hitler

The Canary Islands are the dump Spain an African archipelago and underdeveloped Third, inhabited mainly by:

1. asudacados European (and not just in accent ...), mainly English, but also live many Venezuelan and Cuban immigrants who have been (sub) developed a complex ludicrous Guanches.

1. Africans arrive in waves of boats at the top of black and Moors.

1. Also, here are raised and grown on a massive scale, a species / pest is in full swing in these islands: the odd jobs, also known as: poligonera , jarcoritos, coyos , chanos, or mascachapas chandaleros (the latter for the Goths), showing all the great intellectual and cultural development are the canaries.

New theories suggest that part of the population also has an extraterrestrial origin, as is clear in some especímedes dominant political class, as clever as their constituents. In fact, the Auditorio de Tenerife is actually of a spacecraft. Anthem

Canario:
'NO! What prices! "

~ Canario in Hiperdino

History

Typical satellite photo of Tenerife (My shit in Vinegar)

The aforementioned theory of Martian origin, succinctly stated as "pa me that came from the casalcoño" by Rodolfo Bethancourt Betanio / Betancor / Bethancour / Betancourt, is conventionally accepted by a scientific consensus based on honesty and how late it was doing. According to this, an alien race delayed an hour with the meridian of Madrid would run aground at the peak of Teide , enclave appreciated by the settlers because of its beautiful views and its emissions of sulfur and marijuana in toxic amounts. Soon, the enjoyment of these natural resources was overshadowed by the competition between members of the colony, who decided to dispute the ground in a bloody competition pulls break underwear and stepparents. This sport, deep-seated alien has almost completely lost today, and it remains only a much more coarse than have ever been seen in Canal Plus under the name of and where Lucha Canaria apparently chickens from each team have to avoid being propped up and despadrados. The winning side kept its location at the top of the volcano while the losers were banished to Venezuela.

The surviving alien population lived a long period of calm through the Barrier Reef Canaria, also called small picture of the map, which effectively isolates the archipelago of any external influence. For nearly three centuries, sailors have been unable to push any commodity, subject only to reinforced concrete ( gofio ), tar ( barraquito ) vulcanized rubber (Jachia) and cutting gay fetish sweaty (fúrgol or furbo).

The scientific community differs, however, with regard to the long period entre la uniformización de la vestimenta -Era Taparrabense- y la independencia de la India -Guerras Sony -. Se sospecha que, llegado un momento, los sagaces godos se dieron cuenta de que la Barrera Coralina era una convención cartográfica y la aprovecharon para situar las Islas Canarias en el Mediterráneo , facilitando enormemente la conquista. Luego empezaron una campaña de aculturización consistente, en su mayor parte, en disparar a cualquiera que no supiese pronunciar "La barcaza del Zar zarpa en zigzag hacia Zanzíbar". Ello desató una reacción de los nativos, que ataban a una chumbera a cualquiera que tuviera dificultades en articular "chacho, or a pussy tiny chachi " (literally " are your perjúmenes woman that I sulibeyan ").

A minority school argues that relations between the conquerors and the natives quickly resulted in an agreement by which the Spaniards reserves the right political-economic-religious and the Islanders kept the monopoly painted in dumpsters . In any case, the political situation has remained unchanged to this day despite the demands for independence five hundred of extremist groups who are active in three hundred different people, among them Las Palmas is not La Palma, Godon Residencial Anaga Nation, Black Panthers Section Crafts, Gypsies Barcelonians Replaced 92, Vétete daqui, How Come With Peñita The Ihleta you Vah A Cagal, What Ehtár'Gofio Bueno and La Palma is not Las Palmas. you are going to laugh their fucking mother. Goths asker, motherfuckers

Geography

The archipelago is made up of seven major islands, several islets and a ghost island. The eastern islands, better known as the closest to Africa, are flatter, drier and less green. The other islands are mountainous, green and rarely reach boats (or barges), but the scandal is greater when they do. Now I get the canoes, so that the President of the Canary Islands has led to the King pleading for protection. Moreover, given the fact that the distances are on at all times, just ask any native for directions to corroborate this fact: a journey for any Goth can be ten minutes would be for a native or two hours two seconds, depends on the mood you caught. Weather

The islands closest to Africa, almost no rain, making residents stand to see the rain every time this circumstance occurs (thus demonstrating their high intellectual level), and rarely use umbrellas as they know it will not rain much. And if it's raining just leave it covered for walking short distances.

In islands where boats rarely come (some are, I swear), it rains more often, and the fact that they are mountain fuck makes everything whenever it is raining more than two hours, especially if made a road or a development in the middle of a ravine where the water was lower. When this happens, the news is full of people, mainly old, saying that such a catastrophe never happened before (so it is estimated that old canary, as well as bream, damselfish, mackerel and sardines, can not remember events beyond one year). Administration

Mayor Gran Canaria

is usual that everything is double in the Canaries and the Canaries have two official anthems and two autonomous community capital matching the capitals of the two provinces. The Canary Islands archipelago is divided into two provinces, they have three names: the canary the canary and the Goth officer, or name by which the inhabitants of the peninsula, have no idea what the official name, invent it, leaving it clear in the old license plates: GC and TF. These Goths do not distinguish between Las Palmas,

La Palma and Gran Canaria, and it is common that add to the Canaries Article LAS and it removed to the island of La Palma (Canary Islands and Palma ). To this must be added that the inhabitants of each province in turn alter the names of the other, to finish messing. Also, when referring to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is often added to the last word is also the-s plural, so the adjective Much is lacking in conjunction with the accompanying noun, having to correct to Las Palmas on Grand Canary. Seeing that the result is shameful and disgrace oozing, change, and they say Las Palmas to dry.

The native population is mixed greatly with the foreign, out of anywhere, but ultimately suffers from a lack of color, especially for having so long been exposed to tourism German and English . In some areas, however, appear more tanned by dabbling with Moors.

Administration of the Canary Islands, other than a scam and I tell you, is: P

ROVINCE or the Canary Island of Las Palmas, depending on where you look

Officially called "Las Palmas" (local dialect LamParmah) and "Las Palmas de Gran Canaria" or " Gran Canaria "by the Goths. The islands of this province are:

Warren Island

Titerroigata or Also called Lanzarote. It is the easternmost island (everything has a certain air of China , the service time of premises that provide this environment is inverse to that given by the officials ), but not more close to Africa. Its inhabitants were the ability to drink salt water, feeding on lava, either solidified or current, and gorse (in dialect "julagas" ) when they ate the Guanches who originally populated the island. The flora of the island is composed of julagas, and there is a place called the grove with no more than 7 trees of no more than 1.8 meters in total. Among the fauna camels, formerly used for agriculture and today for the entertainment of tourists, either to ride and walk in them or to buy a few grams or pills rare. North of this island is the Chinijo Archipelago, composed of a few islands and La Graciosa As its name suggests is a gorgeous fat and salt, as some people thought it was an island and went to live in survivors plan.

Island Majoreros

The second island, the closest to Africa, referred to as Fuerteventura on maps. Mainly populated by foreigners, Galician , goats, squirrels and kangaroos, which have a plot and have achieved their dream of domination, a good example for geeks . Kangaroos remain in disguise as humans to believe the real human they have control of the island. Hutch know about this plot and why there are poor relations between the two islands, war is always won by Warren as they always hear comments on the ferry as "Well, I like my Lancelot," "The roads in Fuerteventura are endless, "or" That site is shit and Fuerteventura are the Majoreras rough. " North of this island, south of the island is Hutch Lobos Island, where kangaroos hold before its transformation into people think they know their plot to dominate the island.

Kangaroos were introduced to the island by the Norman knights Juaneco de Bethencourt, commissioned by the crown Castilla to conquer the island. As everyone knows, the Normans were the last survivors of the Order of the Templars , who agreed to the order of the King of Castile as part of its plan to find a sanctuary in which to mature his plans for revenge and access World Domination. The post-Templar Templar heirs of Master of Normandy Geoffroy de Charney, who voluntarily accompanied the Grand Master to the flames, brought the kangaroos from Normandy (his true place of origin, see History of the Kangaroos ) to ensure control of the island once pass to the Island of the Canary Island to create the Sanhedrin Vegueta the next stage of his plans for world domination. Therefore, one could say that Fuerteventura is the last Templar stronghold in the world, along with Pobedilla and Coslada.

Island Canarión

Third Island and the first of the mountain (though some would argue), also called Gran Canaria , although some outdated Chicharrero fuck you (Don Pepito ), so it is called in some circles as gCanaria or more usually "Las Palmas", so the term can be used, and used, interchangeably for the city, the island and the province. The Canary Island are the provincial capital and co-capital of the autonomous region: Las Palmas de Gran Canaria or Chicharrero QA LPs. The Canary Island are dedicated primarily to visit the other islands and brag about their big shopping centers, their wives, their big car and how big are their penises. The only way to protect yourself is to give the reason (as the crazy) that they live in the most advanced city, metropolitan and cosmopolitan of the universe, after which they run out of conversation.

Canarión

Most have addiction Firgas water or sparkling water (water agurejitos), which is drunk while giving a sense of hallucination. Among its natural attractions is the stump of God (forthcoming reconstruction), and various natural features such as removable Roque Roque del Fraile, or cloudy or cloudy.

also have the rare ability to bind 73% of investment agreements, leaving the other islands in the 3 rd world, apart from feeling a deep envy of the tram to Santa Cruz-La Laguna. To overcome this trauma, have erected a flag insular than 50 meters high, visible from 7,500 miles nautical and used for navigation by canoes and boats of half of Africa.

Gran Canaria has its own plan for domination world articulated by the dreaded Last guanche , which is the power behind the scenes of the island and the entire region. Last is rooted in history as a member of the great race of Granguanch, members of the Masonic Federation Canaries. In turn, the emperor, has its own sub-lieutenant and quarterback: The Sanhedrin. The Sanhedrin was founded in 1483 by the Castilian conquerors from Coslada, skillfully manipulated by the Norman nobles of Fuerteventura, as we saw, were the last descendants of the Templars survived the great slaughter they suffered after the settlement of the Order by the Pope in the fourteenth century. The creation of the council ended the draft postemplarios to find a good place to go unnoticed the following six hundred years to implement his plan for revenge. Since then, with the collaboration of political traitors Chicharrero Tenerife, have dominated the destinies of the region, waiting for his chance. Thanks to its excellent contacts with Freemasonry, the Rosicrucians, Stamp Vendors, the Zionist Conspiracy, Illuminati, the Ku Klux Klan and other secret orders so that only fear and Dan have been treated several times in the TNT television show , approach the next step of his plan: to make the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in the "Plataforma Logística Tricontinental" Atlantic "bridge between cultures" and "Mid-Atlantic Capital," with what they think to get the springboard out of hiding and start the World Domination.

the Chicharrero Province or "Chicharro"

Officially "Santa Cruz" and called "Santa Cruz de Tenerife" or "Tenerife" by the Goths. The islands are:

Chicharrolandia

Also known as Tenerife . Have the other capital of the archipelago, Santa Cruz, (hereinafter referred to as GC LPs "The Chicharro" a name also used interchangeably for the island and the province), which leads them to be at war with the island shopping of the Canary Island, to see who builds more. For this old conflict, the Sanhedrin sits right Canarión sent them a curse, making evening wear to wake sleepwalkers for infrastructure and thus damage to the rain they are older. The great aspiration is to bring together the chicharreros 73% of investment agreements, leaving the other islands in the 3rd. world. There is also a war of auditing Tenerife and Gran Canaria, which must be added a recent tri-continental war Logistics Platforms and other Southern Railway.

Tenerife campaigners in this unequal battle are members of the Order of Hidalgo de Nivaria, bravely headed by Grand Master Don Pepito . Their existence is almost as old as the Sanhedrin sits right, its mortal enemy. The Order was founded already in the sixteenth century to counter the operations of the council, and had some success keeping Gran Canaria under the boot of a firm grip for centuries, cutting the bud any hint of development in the Third (code name Gran Order Canaria Nivaria of Hidalgo), until the traitor Canary Island, assisted by their allies Judeo-Masonic in Madrid, won the provincial division in 1927, the date from which Nivaria entered into an unstoppable decline. Free from the yoke of the order, members of the council could remove the mask and focus to continue their dark designs.

Since the creation of the Canary Islands in 1982, the balance has continued leaning in favor of Gran Canaria and the Sanhedrin, despite the stubborn defense led by Don Pepito and Hidalgos. Countless offal has since undergone the August Nivaria Maximum Optimal (code name Chicharrolandia in the Order) the most beautiful, large and populous Nivaria Islands, thanks to the cohort of traitors to Tenerife Tenerife money selling yellow, Goths agents infiltrated by the Sanhedrin in the ranks of Chicharro, the media controlled from Gran Canaria, academics and false salary Sanhedrin environmentalists who sabotage the war in shopping centers, logistics platforms and trains from the south, MPs and even members of government favor and shamelessly dote on Gran Canaria, laughing at the tears of rage from the true patriots while carrying briefcases full of black money to Switzerland or the Cayman Islands.

However, the chicharreros I have the consolation of knowing that the FrikiTeide is the highest peak in the world and the foreigner and that is "mah improved" because of this fact, they love to discuss the issue with any entity or be from outside the island, especially the Canary Island. There is no possible protection for it, even if given the reason, no matter, continue to comment how great is the Teide.

has to know which are the most perverted chicharreros island, next to Las Palmas and Lanzarote. Its high sexual intellect is often based on names like: Yaiza, Yanira, Nauzet, Laura, Joseph, Daniel, etc ... these are the names of the most perverted beings normally

island

La Gomera

La Gomera is a small island, populated by Gomerites, which are nothing more than chicharreros who escaped the curse of the Canary Island, at night sleep in La Gomera, to prevent harm them chicharreros, and the day will Chicharrolandia to buy in the malls. It is the place in the world with more orchestras per capita (67 million per 1000 population data disclosed by Sesame Street).

San Borondón

alleged ghost island, more likely to be the Michael Jackson yacht looking blond guy and white children come with parents to make tourism in the Canary Islands, with a preference for Finnish and Hyperborean . It has also been named the destroyer of evil general last Chankete and was seen in the aftermath of the World War.

La Palma

The Palmeritas primarily engaged in preparing the annual festivals of the island, but never arrive on time and usually are delayed four years to have it listed, what really held once every five years. This happens because the Palmeritas have to bear the fatigue of the chicharreros, so just awake from 7:03 to 7:24 and 19:57 to 20:11. In addition to preparing the feasts, in his spare time, growing bananas to make them black spots to advertise them as original and identification. They are the inventors of the mojo thing is that the other islands by their desire for food and too, have taken over the sauce and echo some varieties have degenerated as "Mojo aqueous" in Gran Canaria and the "mojo weird "of the Iron, without a doubt the roots of mojo still valid in this region and therefore have their specialties

Thanks to them, the Canarian culture has been steeped in mojo, and his famous phrases like

"The rich sauce called mojo picon canaria"

Andrés Montes ~

palm

The landscape consists mainly of many trees, even more than in the Amazon, in the midst of all the trees and the conduit to the center of the earth (boiler Taburiente) is Idafe Roque (Father of the stump of God) which holds the heaven of this island and the vast majority of islands of the universe, and as is so important to the universe has a feje stars. Dubbed "La Isla Bonita" on February 25, 1987 Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Fortin very populeña creates a song that is sung everywhere and is super cool on the island Bonica. Recently

the Palmeritas projects is to keep the lights at night to see the stars, so, from when the sun is no longer in the sky, the street lamps because they are not polluting the sky left oscurisisimas spotless and streets, and thus can attack canis quietly watch a star purr

The Iron

The Herreritas dominate the last island and are also affected by the curse Canarión. They also work to prepare its annual and, when they are awake, only dedicated to preparing the party. In fact, the years counted holidays. The party is to take a virgin all over the island as people dirty linen on the floor while dancing to the Iron giant lizards and so go see them hunt and eat: this makes different people fight over the road that must pass the virgin. For this reason, the annual festival is delayed three years, and has just celebrated four.

islands map

map of the islands, according to the Goths.

Folklore

For music, folklore canario timple mainly used, which later majoreros kangaroos adapt it to them, making it larger in size and adding a rope. The new instrument was called guitar, creating genuine Fuerteventura.

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--- Canaries have changed the English, so that the Goths despair when talking to them. Basically, each island has a rare bastente intonation.

Thus, typical Canarian phrases are:

• `t No alongueh the parapet you fall and ehnuncar Vaha.

• That `hta rich with aseitas gofio and ASUC (gCanaria) / with cohtillah (Chicharro).

• The terms mah mojo picon better.

• Tolete! Fragilóóón!

• Chaaaaacho, ehtate still, I give you and I broke your Josico.

• Oh? Anto What happened?

• Ay Mama! San Miguel encimba and mijijah disñúah. (Chicharrerolandia)

• you what gross qun `mah ereh guillemot

• Jasuh, jose nursing and either take the bus!

• Hahlo it right, do not be my gum!

• symposia! Fire Stick!

• "Chemi was crazy?

• coññiooo Sia (gCanaria)

• noo!

• Noh, who Pressio !!!!( powe network by Hiperdino)

• the ohhtia Shias, bichillo

• Jodah I oihte !

• Jode, exit male ...

• Yos, ta cagah you!

• "What are you doing there with that Bubang toa escarranchá in verija?!

• Locooo Chuoooo

• What fucking pussy and eta loooco?!

• you break your baton!

will
• wand!

• My wand? Large Mu, grasias.

• Fua! Coñeeee! The guaguaaaaaa!

• Er Manolete? Large Mu, grasias!

• What hablah Manolete, chacho?

• ! Fort crazy eh!

• 'll be fool! I do not talk like that!

• Chacho, little Totis ...

• Jéchate a arehucah aí!

• Chacho my Neno, potato boot arrejúntate er package here with me on the bus.

• alongeh to barrancoh Never thought you craggy.

Normally, the Canaries normal speaking, but one day is a day (yes pussy, I'm Canario).

more about the language:

Oh, what happened?

English Canary

speakest

Tourist Attractions

At the foot of the Teide are played every 2 hours

Japanese duels

Teide

The auditorium of Tenerife

The highest peak of all universal platagrafía. It was formed by the debris removed from the Caldera (La Palma) and Los Palmeritas not want all that land to nada.A his side, Mount Olympus is a turd. Esc only been winged by Jesus

Calleja, others who have tried have died attack by a yeti.

For Expica Teide training with a very simple example:

La Caldera (Represented by an ass, that is, two buttocks and scrotum) ejected out a series of gas and liquid and solid elements (Shit shit) which is thrown to the central part of Tenerife (The Boxer). This theory is called "Theory of shit shorts."

The finger of God before becoming a stump

Chicharrolandia Auditorium

The real boiler

Taburiente

IS NOT REALLY AN AUDITORIUM. It's a UFO, but currently leased to a satanic cult. This sect are old and beautiful messages such as the Canary Island stop, drink Pepsi instead of Coca-Cola and reach the summit of Teide at least once in their life (only one conseguedio parishioners has such a feat). It is believed that the UFO 3060 engines will be loaded back of antimatter and it might take off to wipe out the last traces of life on the planet (if the programs the heart does not advance them.) The ship will be commanded by Hestevienen Bethlehem, known for its enigmatic appearances on the island.

God stump

is the weapon of the Canarión against chicharrolandia auditorium. It's actually a missile platform M - 30, which can cause mental jams all you can think of looking at the island. After a violent storm (the storm ferpecto of DELTA, a shadowy organization whose aim is to establish the spicy mojo sauce as the main food of the Earth), Finger of God (code name for the project) was terribly amputee, becoming the stump. Some experts have tried to repair this powerful weapon Poxipol droplet, although so far the results have not been successful ... Thus was created the plan B. The stump of God will be a weapon capable of creating holes in space time to absorb the surrounding islands at a gala Drag Queen. Completion is expected this project for the year Pi.

Timanfaya

Hutch Located on the island is a volcano vomiting with intestinal problems. It is now a national park, but fought hard against the house of Chiquito de la Calzada to achieve this coveted title. The vegetation grows naturally, therefore, every Friday night throughout the park is burned so that it retains the name of national park across the street from that piece fistro.

La Caldera

say the ancient people of Palm Island that the Caldera was the heat with which he showered Taburiente, English and English who came to investigate the geography of island is given by putting the name calling of the boiler which said it had a boiler. Actually it is the only place on earth to get into the planetary interior of the earth, the Berne Julito vacaiones came about and I copied the life of Manolo was a travel day pa boiler, since then it Julito I usually come to La Palma to copy stories from the elderly and removed a peel. Today, if it is going to have to make a boiler kicked in 19 days and 500 nights (also the song that Sabina) so only in the last 30 years has entered the King and Queen of Spain as particular helicopter.

Garajonay

Gara's story and Jonathan is a fucking asshole beautiful Guanche legend. Gara was a beautiful princess from La Gomera Jonathan who fell in love, a prince, son of a king of Tenerife. Jonathan swam a goatskin inflated from Tenerife to La Gomera, to meet his beloved mother and flee. But parents of the couple were frightened Teide bad omens of smoking, for that suited her fatal Malboro, strongly objected to the relationship between penguins and sea lions. Gara and Jonay fled, then, the highest mountain in the island, to where they were persecuted. Finding himself cornered, sharpened a stick at both ends and stop resting on their chests, hugged each other to die pierced by wood. Today that mountain is named after Garajonay, in memory of those young people who chose to call the U.S. ejrecito to attack with his F18 to Aborigines. Canari

@ s famous

As there where people there who gives more singing, and as there would be less the Canary Islands had celebrities: [ asshole players also exist in Canary ]

César Manrique

Warren obsessed with white, which houses the desire of the hutches are white, unless owners do not give them the win, although the council say that only allow white. His works, like many other artists belong to the style "xDDDDD I paint that picture for my nephew 3 years, te'e'engañao!".

Pepe Damaso

sculptor, painter and artist in general. A man on the Guanche spirit flows, and is as canary, as canary, as canary, which does not send Christmas cards, but christmast. Stamp Collecting Canarias 7 newspaper can get some work of this artist, also belonging to the lo-style paint-my-nephew.

Lidia Lozano

After this being with the ability to launch lazaro + and looking to be come from hell, the part where the sun squeezed more, and crack rocks from the sun, lies a Palmerita , which, as you enjoy a daily show dwarfs grown, he feels the need to return every four years on the island that was given life itself, which it

Manolo Blahnik

Our beloved and famous creator of atrecho of "Sex and the City" is this gentleman, who after one season to the London money lining up the bars, you ever feel desire for their land ( La Palma) and returns to her relatives to rub their bank accounts full of money from the likes of Madonna and other aliens.

Dimas Martín

endearing corrupt politician, and his fellow guild marbellís like to live in the shade. In 2072 will meet in a maximum security prison with others in your same situation. Incarcerated for crimes that say they have not invested , they will soon escape from the prison where they will be held. While being pursued by the government, will survive as political fortune, if you have any problem and are found, you could bribe them.

Aythami Artiles

professional bocce player, but in his spare time practicing furbo Frenando and elongation of Verdasco born in Las Palmas, central defender currently supermarkets Mercadona and Jeré (provided by the unsportsmanlike . bestiajo notable for being a forceful, especially in the passing game. Without doubt, the best defense that has given the Canary Islands to furbo aspañol .

Pedrito

Other professional bocce player, although it entered the furbo by fellow canary threatened with death if not go to the bathroom and girls together to play in the Aspan Peninsula. Peter is owned by the Barceló FC , but enjoys being one of the infiltrators of the CCOO case someone is out of line of cocaine. Also known as the Chico Chico miracles or gold , Tenerife is always a mark in the important moments, that is, during the breaks.

Raquel del Rosario

This musical musicologist born in Gran Canaria, is a clear example of Canarian culture, always so cross with his voice and his "lisp" which sweetens life Goths, day by day ... more nothing because they are soset ..

To learn more about it click here: Raquel del Rosario

Pepe Benavente

prostitute known singer in the Canary Islands, who shot to fame with its juices inerease hips ability as a singer. Often hold concerts in festivals and guateques several, wandering through all the islands in search of work encouraging people. It's very nice to your audience (consisting of 95% for women over 75 years), and does not hesitate to perform oral sex sign autographs for people who ask him. It is also common for parties and cenemonias Cani